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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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bewbin:

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

jariksolo:

I thought you were more than just a shield.
Let’s see.

geyezik:

seriously every line of this movie is gold

timholtorf:

thecouscousqueen:

justplainsomething:

the-thorster:

prettybluescarf:

Ten Chick Flick Cliches

Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this???

NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT

I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending to be women.

the sliding down the wall crying part oh my god

Saving to watch later.

thevvintersolder:

fun fact: if you say ‘bucky barnes is a villain’ three times into a mirror then steve rogers will appear and punch you in the face

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

ianoshea:

So everyone is always asking me for book recommendations so I decided to make a master post of books (Most are YA books because a large majority of people on here read them). Each book is linked to the goodreads page for it (for series I linked you to the first book) and next to it are the main genres. 

Completed Series: 

Beautiful Creatures - YA, Fantasy, Magic, Romance
Bobby Pendragon - YA, Fantasy, Adventure
Chaos Walking - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian
Crank - YA, Poetry, Realistic Fiction
Delirium - YA, Dystopian, Romance
Divergent - YA, Sci Fi Dytopian
Eragon - YA, Fantasy, Adventure
Gone - YA, Fantasy, Apocalyptic, Sci Fi
Harry Potter - YA, Fantasy, Magic
Hush Hush - YA, Paranormal, Fantasy
Legend - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian, Fantasy
Matched - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian, Romance
Mercy Falls - YA, Fantasy, Romance
Percy Jackson - YA, Fantasy, Mythology
Shatter Me - YA, Dystopian Sci Fi, Romance
The Chronicles of Narnia - YA, Fantasy, Adventure
The Gemma Doyle Series - Fantasy, Historial Fiction, YA
The Hunger Games - Dystopian, YA, 
The Infernal Devices - YA, Fantasy, Paranormal
The Maze Runner - YA, Dystopian Sci Fi, 
Under The Never Sky - YA, Dystopian, Romance
Vampire Academy - YA, Romance, Fantasy, Vampires

Uncompleted Series: 

A Song of Ice and Fire - Sci Fi, Fantasy, Adult 
Bloodlines - YA, Paranormal, Vampires, Fantasy
The Culling - Ya, Sci Fi Dystopian, LGBTQ, Fantasy
Daughter of Smoke and Bone - YA, Fantasy, Paranormal
Grisha - Fantasy, YA, Romance
House of Night - YA, Fantasy, Romance, Vampires
I Am Number Four - YA, Fantasy, Paranormal
Mara Dyer - YA, Romance, Paranormal
Miss Peregrines - YA, Fantasy, Paranormal, Mystery
Partials - Sci Fi Dystopian, YA, Post-Apocalyptic 
The Apprenticeship of Victor Frankenstein - YA, Fantasy, Gothic Horror
The Archived - YA, Mystery, Paranormal
The Darkest Minds - YA, Dystopian Sci Fi, Fantasy
The Mortality Doctrine - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian
The Fifth Wave - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian
The Heroes of Olympus - YA, Fantasy, Mythology
The Loners - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian, Horror, Apocalyptic 
The Lunar Chronicles - Fantasy, YA, Dystopian Sci Fi
The Mortal Instruments - YA, Paranormal, Fantasy
The Program - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian, Romance
The Raven Cycle - YA, Fantasy, Paranormal, Romance
Throne of Glass - Fantasy, YA, Magic
Rebel Belle - YA, Fantasy, Paranormal
The Selection - YA, Romance, Dystopian
The Sylo Chronicles - Ya, Sci Fi Dystopian, Fantasy, Mystery
Thursday Next  - Fantasy, Adult Fiction, Mystery
Uglies - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian, Fantasy
Unraveling - YA, Sci Dystopian, Fantasy
Unwind - YA, Sci Fi Dystopian

Individual Books:

Along For The Ride - YA, Romance, Contemporary
An Abundance of Katherines - YA, Romance, Contemporary
Anna And The French Kiss - YA, Romance, Contemporary
Before I Fall - YA, Contemporary, Romance
Boy Meets Boy - YA, LGBTQ, Romance
Bright Shiny Morning - Adult Fiction, Contemporary, Short Stories
Eleanor and Park - YA, Contemporary, Romance
Every Day
 - YA, Contemporary
Fangirl - YA, Romance, Contemporary
Hate List - YA, Contemporary, Realistic Fiction
Identical - YA, Poetry, Realistic Fiction
If I Stay - YA, Romance, Contemporary 
It’s Kind of A Funny Story - YA, Realistic Fiction
Lock and Key  - YA, Romance, Contemporary
Lola and The Boy Next Door - YA, Romance, Contemporary
Looking For Alaska - YA, Romance, Fiction
Panic - YA, Contemporary, Sci Fi Dystopian
Party - YA, Contemporary, Realistic Fiction
Paper Towns - YA, Contemporary, Romance
Speak - YA, Contemporary, Realistic Fiction
Stolen - YA, Contemporary, Realistic Fiction, Romance
The Book Thief - YA, Historial Fiction,
The Fault In Our Stars - YA, Contemporary, Romance
The Giver - YA, Classics, Fantasy, Sci Fi Dystopian
The Host - Fantasy, YA, Romance, Sci Fi Dystopian
The Killing Woods - YA, Mystery, Thriller
The Perks of Being A Wallflower - YA, Contemporary, Coming of Age
The Spectacular Now - YA, Contemporary, Romance
Thirteen Reasons Why - YA, Contemporary, Realistic Fiction
Truth About Forever - YA, Contemporary, Romance
Warm Bodies - YA, Romance, Dystopian, Horror
White Oleander - Contemporary, Chick Lit, Fiction

Everyone can share this post of course, but I ask for everyone to please leave any negative opinions about any of the books out. 

The bolded books are personal favorites :)

Also, I obviously missed a ton of books, many on purpose, so feel free to add on to this. :)

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